Do you enjoy humiliating yourself in print on a regular basis?

Hope you never need to know a Glock from a glockenspiel. If your ass ever needs saving it will be some redneck who does it, not some cross-dressing pansy who is busy training on his Peleton bike while nibbling on fresh endive from Whole Foods.

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